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Joke of the Day

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

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"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""
"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."
"honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary"
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son."""
"Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group"
"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"
"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"
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