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Joke of the Day
"The great English actor Colin Firth walks into a bar. Who walks in after him? Colin Thecond"
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"Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort."
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"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"
"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."