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Joke of the Day
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She forgot to wear a seatbelt."
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"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!"
"Q: What's red and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket."
"My friends said I looked kinda like Hitler from the side I'm laterally Hitler"
"Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!"
"""You're what you eat"" So when will your mum become me?"
"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"
"One of the great pleasures of living in a city is walking by a pile of bloody clothes and thinking, ""Someone else will take care of this."""
"I'm always hard at work. But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office."