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Joke of the Day

"Who was the greatest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died"

"Did you here about the French Alps pizza service? Apparently they deliver large plane's"

"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"

"If I were Lex Luther, I'd just send Superman a bunch of gift certificates to Taco Bell and let him do my work for me."

"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"

"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."

"Two tools watched TV, One saw."

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"I built a staircase using an online tutorial! When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step."

"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."