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"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."
"The first time a woman swallowed my stuff, I was so appreciative that I swallowed her bullshi t for the next two years."
"People have started rating HIV clinics on trip advisor The one time you don't want a positive review."
"I tried to use ""MyDick"" as my Netflix password... ...Netflix told me ""not long enough."""
"I invited a few friends to an orgy I was hosting... Everyone came."
"The liquid inside a fire hydrant is H^2O, but the liquid on the outside is K9P. Courtesy of schnauzers-rule.com"
"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."
"why are archaeologists so proud of their study? their work is always groundbreaking"
"So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement."