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Joke of the Day
"why are archaeologists so proud of their study? their work is always groundbreaking"
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"Guess what? Chicken butt."
"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"I was overcharged by a plumber! So, I've been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people. Tomorrow, we're kidnapping his girl."
"The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus"
"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""
"Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei."
"Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin."
"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."
"I've run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon."