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Joke of the Day

"So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement."

"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."

"Turkey Me: you're a turkey GF: well, I do like being stuffed"

"The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms & Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why."

"One More Hilarious Vampire Joke ...actually it sucks."

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't"

"Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad"

"Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably."

"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."

"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""