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Joke of the Day

"People have started rating HIV clinics on trip advisor The one time you don't want a positive review."

"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"

"America: We put the 'try' in country."

"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."

"What do you call a pokemon that's part train? A Pikachoochoo."

"What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music? Are & Be"

"For all the effort I put into faking it, I should really just start writing down the confirmation number at the end of a phone call."

"Why can't ewoks yell in the house? Because they have to use their Endor voices."

"A dad joke which you can use.. Young Man: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's Father: You've got to take all of her or it's no deal."

"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."