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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dime for every nickel I had I would have three cents"
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"I just tried to type ""cop car"" but it autocorrected to ""cop cat"" and boom I just came up with the title of a new hit detective show."
"People get so offended if you call certain people fat. You have to say jolly."
"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."
"ME: [shouting upstairs] dinner's ready! 6YR OLD: what are we having? ME: you'll like it! trust me! 6: I ain't falling for that shit again"
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"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."