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Joke of the Day

"The first time a woman swallowed my stuff, I was so appreciative that I swallowed her bullshi t for the next two years."

"I just passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do."

"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"

"A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes ""Awesome, Where'd you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa, there's thousands of them there."""

"I hate unoriginal jokes on Reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road"

"How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb?"

"Two birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other, ""Do you smell fish?"""

"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until hes 13"

"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."

"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"