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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."
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"I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing."
"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"
"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"
"Teacher: ""What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"" Student: ""Baseballs."" Teacher: ""Baseballs?"" Student: ""Yeah they were Cleveland Indians!"""
"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"
"A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore."
"Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare? It just lepton."
"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""
"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."