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Joke of the Day
"Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah."
Next Joke
"What did the bun say to the hot dog? I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!"
"Why is it called a funny bone? Because its humerus!"
"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth."
"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"
"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."
"I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen."
"What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!"
"Robber: Give me your valuables Me: *hands him piece of paper* Robber: What's this? Me: My Netflix password."