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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!"

"What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea"

"What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff."

"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"

"Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat."

"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."

"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."

"Adding anyone comment need to no my safari"

"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet."

"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."