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Joke of the Day

"Robber: Give me your valuables Me: *hands him piece of paper* Robber: What's this? Me: My Netflix password."

"What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny"

"remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days"

"I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to fcuk from behind."

"The only thing worse than watching a TED Talk is doing it on Netflix so your TV thinks you like TED Talks & tries to make you watch more"

"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye. The doctor says ""I see you have a cataract"". The Chinese man says, ""No I don't...I have a rincoln continental."""

"Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc."

"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"

"Have you heard of airplane skirts? They're so short, you can see the cockpit."