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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."

"Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- As seen on QI."

"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit."

"Whats a cannibals favorite game? Swallow the leader."

"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."

"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."

"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."

"An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true."

"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"