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Joke of the Day

"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"

"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"

"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."

"What do you call a mother who lies about being a father? transparent"

"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."

"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"

"My wife and I decided we don't want to have children anymore So anyone who wants one, leave us a number and adress and we will bring you one."

"I got arrested at an airport. Apparently, airport security didn't like it when I called shotgun."

"What type of carpet do you put in an igloo? Burr-burr"

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."