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Joke of the Day

"What did the bun say to the hot dog? I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!"

"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"

"Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. They're all fake"

"What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les. And yes, as a matter of fact, I am a dad."

"42.7 percent of all statistics... ...are made up on the spot."

"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"I just sneezed so hard that I'm now two seconds in the future."

"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"

"there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball"