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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans? If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"Someone just threw sodium chloride at me. It was a salt."

"My Terrible Joke How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast? Because there was a kellogg in the toilet"

"Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you."

"[date] Me: *ok don't let her know I'm a bull* Her: ""so what are some red flags for you?"" Me: *sweating* ""haha red flags? Where?"""

"Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking."

"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"

"What did the carrot say to the DJ? Lettuce Turnip The Beet"

"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."

"You can run, but you can't hide. Unless you're a chameleon with broken legs. Then you can hide, but you can't run..."