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Joke of the Day

"Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called "" The uncomfortable Sausage"""

"My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point."

"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."

"Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product"

"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"

"Not to get technical But according to chemistry alcohol is technically a solution"

"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."

"Our youngest has finally graduated from baby bottles to 2-liters of soda."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Advice on getting a girl everytime My friend told me to use oysters, they work every time. I replied bollox she will notice them floating in her drink."