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Joke of the Day

"Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called "" The uncomfortable Sausage"""

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. (Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)"

"My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane."

"what did the frog say after he finished his book? Reddit."

"How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!"

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it ... So I said, ""implants?"""

"Offense: When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ? A fence."

"ME: ""Trick or bear?"" NEIGHBOR: ""Bear?"" ME: ""HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!"" [distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]"

"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""

"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"