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Joke of the Day
"Someone just threw sodium chloride at me. It was a salt."
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"I've never had anyone at hello."
"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."
"Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent."
"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"
"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."
"Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more."
"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."
"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"
"How do you know when you've played too much minecraft? When your friend wishes aloud that he could be creative and you tell him ,""your game mode has been changed."""