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Joke of the Day
"What did the carrot say to the DJ? Lettuce Turnip The Beet"
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"What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always."
"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."
"Do you know the difference ""Hey, do you know what the difference is between window curtains and toilet paper?"" ""No."" ""So it was you then!!!"""
"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Damn girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see"
"[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it's little heart beating! Isn't it amazing... Me: It looks like a crossiant"
"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""
"What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun? Squintin' Tarantino"
"Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline? He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry."