2021

Joke of the Day

"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."

"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."

"Renewing public sector is like moving a graveyard. You won't get much help from those already there."

"Batman: Nobody will ever know the location of the bat cave! Iron Man: Here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll keep the door unlocked"

"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"

"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."

"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."

"Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY"

"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."