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Joke of the Day

"You can run, but you can't hide. Unless you're a chameleon with broken legs. Then you can hide, but you can't run..."

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"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."
"What is a crack head's favourite song? Q: What is a crack head's favourite song? A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway.."
"There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours"
"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses."
"What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie..."
"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."
"An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it."
"Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat."