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Joke of the Day

"Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking."

"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."

"What's better than honor? Inner"

"It's 2016, I don't need to set my clocks back manually I just have my Negro James do it for me."

"If there were no bad parents there would be no good strip clubs."

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."

"What are the fattest letters? O.B.C.D"

"I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too."

"What do you call a sexy BLONDE that understands what you're saying? A MissUnderstanding!"

"What do you say to a girl with a black eye? Nothing. You already told her."