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Joke of the Day
"I've fathered 200 children..... in one of my reddit comments."
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"Man buys a cat, finds out cat is fake. It's the cats name... Ba dum dun... Tsi! Thanks folks, I'll be here all night..."
"How do you know when you're REALLY drunk ? ANS - When you are lying face down in your front lawn and you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off."
"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"
"Every function without you will always be void of love."
"My Girlfriend is always covered in bruises because she doesn't listen.. I'm always like ""You're about to run into that lamp!"""
"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."
"My son fed half of the petting zoo. That was the best way to dispose of the body."
"The best joke ever April fools"
"Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her ""cupcake."" How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys."