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"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"How does a woman show she's planning for the future? Plastic Surgery."
"Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber."
"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."
"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."
"Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events? John Cena."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny Dozen tit?"