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Joke of the Day

"There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone."

"Pavlov That name rings a bell."

"My wife gets kind of bitchy once a month. It usually lasts about 30 days."

"Recently found out I'm not the devil. I read the tag on my underpants incorrectly; it said ""Satin"". Oops."

"You were really beautiful until Your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended."

"Hey girl, are you a grape? Because you are raisin my dick"

"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."

"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."

"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."

"2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out"