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Joke of the Day

"Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her ""cupcake."" How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife of the cliff ? Tequila"

"You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds."

"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."

"How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming."

"I've been waiting all year to post this this"

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."

"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."

"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Remarry"