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Joke of the Day

"Every function without you will always be void of love."

"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."

"How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys....."

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"I've just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala... It's like Chicken Tikka, only otter."

"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."

"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"

"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"

"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"

"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."