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Joke of the Day

"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""

"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."

"In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks. They have no idea where the baby is."

"To moma Yo moma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side"

"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."

"I changed my last name on Facebook to ""dis"", so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post"

"I've slept with a series of triplets i called it a waltz"

"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"

"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."