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Joke of the Day

"I've slept with a series of triplets i called it a waltz"

"What's a buddhists favourite curry? Chicken karma"

"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"

"My cross fit application was was rejected Bad form"

"Oman and Yemen should switch names because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go ""yeah man!!"" but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go ""oh man..."" Im so sorry"

"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"

"each Subway franchise owns a tiny shred of Jared's fat pants. if you pay $50 you may gaze at the relic"

"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""

"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""

"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"