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Joke of the Day
"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology."
"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."
"Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball? he knew where to put it.."
"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."
"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"
"You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry"
"I am so poor I can't even pay attention."
"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""