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Joke of the Day
"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"
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"I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Sex is like Gardening. Sex is like gardening, old women do it alone while they think of their dead husbands. @johntole"
"Tough break for cows. They're filled with delicious meat and covered in leather. How are we supposed to not kill them?"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? ... you pick him up and suck his dick."
"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss *I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!"
"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"
"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"