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Joke of the Day

"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."

"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"

"How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian? They'll tell you."

"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."

"Apparently speed dating doesn't involve taking amphetamines. UGH. Worst night ever."

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."

"Why didn't sine cross the road? Cosecant"

"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."

"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."