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Joke of the Day

"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"

"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."

"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."

"A panda is the greatest restaurant assassin. It eats shoots and leaves."

"Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies? By the time they said ""I'm not that kind of girl"" they were."

"What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Silent."

"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"

"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"

"What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled? It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!"