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Joke of the Day

"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"

"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"

"My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping."

"Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat? an investigator."

"How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans."

"And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.. .. but John came fifth and won a toaster"

"When is carotene going to get out of beta mode?"

"What did the worker ant say when the queen ant asked him to make mittens for all of the other ants? *Fuck.*"

"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"

"What sucks about being black and jewish? You gotta stand at the back of the oven! Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven."