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Joke of the Day

"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."

"What do a German says when you show him a good meme? Danke"

"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."

"Why don't we elect fat presidents any more? Because they don't run."

"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."

"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."

"The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it."

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"I think my cell mate is gay... He closes his eyes when I kiss him goodnight."

"When it comes to broken digits, who can point a finger as to the cause?"