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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
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"My girlfriend told me I look ""uncool"" with a bike helmet on.. Well you know I'd rather look uncool than fall and split my head open during sex."
"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."
"Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a quite heavy, and the other's a little lighter."
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me."
"What's brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus? ""There's a sale on at the fern store!"""
"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."
"Lost my pet unicorn. If you find it, please share your drugs."