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Joke of the Day

"Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually. #also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked"

"What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !"

"I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room."

"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."

"Why don't Muslims teach driving and sex ed. on the same day? They don't want to wear the camel out."

"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."

"I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table."

"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"

"Why did the skeptic man have high blood pressure? Because he kept taking advice with a pinch of salt!"

"Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs? To stop getting confused as feminists"