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"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"

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"Breaking news: A man has drowned in a bowl of Cheerios. Ironically his family didn't get a chance to say goodbye."
"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""
"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."
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