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Joke of the Day

"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."

"What do you call a woman with no ass? A friend"

"Wife just instructed me on the best way to trim my beard. So now I'm explaining to her the proper way to change a tampon."

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."

"What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love? They can't-elope."

"Psyched for the new Rihanna/Chris Brown songs! Haven't been this excited since Hitler & Anne Frank's duet, ""Chillax, Haterz!"""

"You will never ever EVER get all the sand out of a suitcase you bring on vacation. EVER."

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"

"When I go out to eat I wear a shirt w/ a picture of me shirtless on it, because I hate rules but I like service."

"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."