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Joke of the Day
"When ghosts attend a sex party, what is their favourite group activity? Boo-kkake"
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."
"Just once I want to see ""Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably."""
"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."
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"Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter"
"I tried to write with my broken pencil today it was pointless"
"I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!"
"What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!"