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Joke of the Day

"How do choo choo train go down many mountain? It go ""TOOT"" then thomas Tank gives tug"

"Have you heard of that invention that lets you see through walls? Its called window.Mua^ha^ha^ha"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."

"What OS does an atheist run on their computer? Fedora. [For Linux n00bs](https://getfedora.org/)"

"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"

"My ex-girlfriend... Bent my car's hood,but it was my fault a little bit too I was just a little bit over the legal speed."

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"I'm officially starting my campaign next election And my slogan will be ""Hindsight 2020"""

"2 pedophiles are sitting on a park bench when an 11 year old boy walks by... One pedo leans over to the other and says ""boy he must've looked good back in the day"""