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Joke of the Day

"*died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*"

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"A Library is a good place to get in a fight with ur girlfriend cuz its the only place u can get away with saying ""Shhh"" w/out being murdered"
"How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman? No, wait."
"How five Jews changed the way we see the world: Moses: ""The Law is everything"" Jesus: ""Love is everything"" Marx: ""Money is everything"" Freud: ""Sex is everything"" Einstein: ""Everything is relative"""
"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""
"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."
"I could never fist a girl My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle."
"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"
"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"
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