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Joke of the Day
"I could never fist a girl My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle."
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"My friend asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe."
"If you're Russian when you're running to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're leaving, what are you in between? European!"
"A list of my favorite sex jokes. I don't have any..."
"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."
"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""
"what did the cookie say to the supermodel? I promise not to crumb in your mouth."
"What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck? got a pencil and worked it out."
"I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest."
"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side."