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"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"
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"My sister won a horse pulling contest She went so fast she nearly fell off her stool."
"A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer."
"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."
"Why Does the Pope wear Boxers? He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed."
"Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"
"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"
"""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy."""
"Two Mafia hitmen are walking through the forest at night when one of them says ""I have to admit, it's pretty scary out here."" The other replies, ""You think this is bad? I have to walk back alone."""