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Joke of the Day
"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."
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"Telling a girl to calm down: works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."
"Dad, what do you call the guy who made every gay as lovely as the next? Homo-Genius"
"What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance"
"Vets aren't doctors: Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe I can help? Mom: My son broke his leg! Vet: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck."
"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."
"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"You say tomato I say gross"
"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"
"For class, my son had to create his own mythological god. He created Chillux, the god of relaxation, whose house is full of hammocks."