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Joke of the Day

"I'M RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE! Okay, I'm just frustrated with this copier, but I sighed pretty loud, so I think it knows how I feel!"

"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."

"Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities by the hand of Chuck Norris that occurred during the making of the episode."

"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."

"Why do liberal courts don't work? Because they don't like to judge anyone."

"What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine."

"Mom goes to the store.... Mom: Going to the store son what do you need? Me: Bleach. Mom: Why? Me : I heard on the internet that bleach cures sadness when you drink it"

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"All rooms are panic rooms if there is no iPhone charger"

"How Long is an asian dick I mean, seriously, I saw him stealing cookies from a little girl."