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Joke of the Day

"So I complimented my friend's majestic moustache. No idea why she had to slap me though."

"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."

"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."

"What do you say when somebody calls you a pussy? "" You are what you eat! """

"The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a ""Worst Trophy Shop"" trophy and then never pick it up."

"I'm gonna stay a virgin my entire life I wanna set a good example for my kids!"

"I used to date loose women but my cock kept slipping out."

"So there are these two hats on a rack... One of them says to the other, ""You go on a head, I'm just gonna hang here"""

"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"