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Joke of the Day
"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."
Next Joke
"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."
"I have an awful lot of shampoo and conditioner for a single bald dude"
"Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering."
"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder."
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"
"*horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me"
"What did Jesus say to all the black people before he died on the cross? Don't do anything till I come back."
"Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us"