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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when somebody calls you a pussy? "" You are what you eat! """

"Precious Father-Son Time When I was a kid, my dad sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should always wear a condom...they were all just pictures of me."

"Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone."

"Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo."

"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."

"We had our pot-bellied pig de-oinked He was a little disgruntled."

"I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose."

"A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. ""What happened to you?"" the doctor asks. ""I stepped on something."""

"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."

"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."