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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when somebody calls you a pussy? "" You are what you eat! """
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"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."
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"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."
"If IKEA and LEGO combined forces our children could make our furniture."
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"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""
"If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!"
"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."
"They could put nuclear missile launch codes in porn movie end credits and they'd still be perfectly safe."